It all here:
www.dasdreihund.com
I thank you
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Futon
There will be a new short short shortly on youtube.
It will have me acting in, written and everything else will be done by my camrade, Andrew Cairns.
It is called "Futon"
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Friday, January 12, 2007
Thursday, January 04, 2007
me band
for this performance we are known as "we are your mum"
it seemed to make sense at the time
im the one in the hat
it seemed to make sense at the time
im the one in the hat
Saturday, October 14, 2006
music
inst beteween my wall papering i seem to have joined a band, heres some of one of the dudes stuff
http://www.myspace.com/lipsyncforalullaby
mind and listen all the way through, this stuffs tops
http://www.myspace.com/lipsyncforalullaby
mind and listen all the way through, this stuffs tops
Monday, September 11, 2006
point
so my switch card declined to buy a round int pub, having ordered said round i went to the bank to sort out my financial issues (thats bank meaning bank and not parent meaning well,...) and on my return i find this engraved on my point
point = me doing my iyerish accent
Thursday, September 07, 2006
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
who best: tom waits or the pixies
'off white' rymes with 'shite '
'magnolia@ is hard to ryme with but with effort im sure you could make it work with 'cunt'
double glazing"s right pricey and you cant get cavertywall insulation in a top floor flat (as me dad explained using very simple physics)
so thank a god for the very telented young asian children who make the shiney, shiney cheap things that i can buy from ikea and furnish my bathroom with
'magnolia@ is hard to ryme with but with effort im sure you could make it work with 'cunt'
double glazing"s right pricey and you cant get cavertywall insulation in a top floor flat (as me dad explained using very simple physics)
so thank a god for the very telented young asian children who make the shiney, shiney cheap things that i can buy from ikea and furnish my bathroom with
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
netherlands
went to amsterdam
heres some pics
oh hang on camera ran out of power one the first day
could i recomend rookies fer drinking and "the grey area" fer cup winners
oh and never get a peddlelow after eating a browny (damn that dutch chocolate) it scared me
but i would recomend the rijks museam (that propaply due alot more concernants that normal) even tho half of its closed at the moment it did make me recognise how tops rambrant is
more in a bit
toodles
euromarkconvertingtosterling
heres some pics
oh hang on camera ran out of power one the first day
could i recomend rookies fer drinking and "the grey area" fer cup winners
oh and never get a peddlelow after eating a browny (damn that dutch chocolate) it scared me
but i would recomend the rijks museam (that propaply due alot more concernants that normal) even tho half of its closed at the moment it did make me recognise how tops rambrant is
more in a bit
toodles
euromarkconvertingtosterling
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
im not xenophobic, its just theyre all twats
RepoSTed_/)(\_aNd RE:miXED 4 20oO n $!X
Rules for the Edinburgh festival
1- The amount of talent posessed by fringe performers is in inverse proportion to the size of their trust funds.
B- Tourist are gasseus, they can and will expand to fill all the available space, especially noticable around street corners, level crossings, shop door ways , pavements and swarming around in front of the bar in pubs.
d- Mullets have never gone out of fashion in spain
t Reviewers: Why spend so much time searching the ether for that specific lyrical metaphor to express that last performance when you can just liken it to a recent genre or performer only on acid
5- Producers? at a loss for insperation, why not take a notorious figure from the media and add songs, a sure fire 5 star rating awaits in The List
)- Having a leader called "bush" is asking for it, what were they thinking?
h-Never date a backpacker
D1- Polish gentlemen only have 3 hair styles to select from, the Grade 1, 2, or 3
Save money on human statues, time your viewing pleasure at the time they start packing up, plenty of movement and its all free.
7- Bongo's are very rarely a proper musical instrument
t- never date a backpacker
6- Please when walking between an afternoon performance of "101 shakesperian knob gags - the musical" and "bouncers: the opera" feel free to walk diagonally, pointing at beatiful edin-bou-rough and stopping to take off your plastic mac; people from edinburgh have the all of august off as paid holiday and use this time to mainly walk on the road
3=Why not endear yourself to the local residents. After nipping into the discount book shop on Princes Street to buy the novelty bonnet/ Ginger wig combo and posing in a line at the East end whilst each one of you takes a pic, why don't you take in the sights. The number 22 not only goes over Edinburgh's famous bus-guideway at Broomhouse but on the trip back you can view the architecture at Cables Wynds house, newly listed! Or be one of the First to take in the extravagant development at Granton Harbour,just a short walk after traveling on the number 14 to literary Muirhouse, and remember with that famous scots charm, locals will be only too happy to stop and take a picture for you
q- henna tattoo's are shit, doing hair wraps is not a trade nor a skill
$- Leaflet collecting can not be turned into a sport no matter how hard you try.
b-white man steal country, white man steal didgeridoo and play it like a cunt
*-At the last count there were 30 differant scoring methods for "twatting the leafleteer"
9- "And remember keep street theatre free by donating your paper money this way" No sir keep street theatre free by not mugging people for a fiver after watching you perform one juggling trick stood up and then taking 15 minutes to work your way onto doing the same trick again, only this time on a stick, you pseudo- freakish, shit tatooed, partialy trained monkeycunt
Rules for the Edinburgh festival
1- The amount of talent posessed by fringe performers is in inverse proportion to the size of their trust funds.
B- Tourist are gasseus, they can and will expand to fill all the available space, especially noticable around street corners, level crossings, shop door ways , pavements and swarming around in front of the bar in pubs.
d- Mullets have never gone out of fashion in spain
t Reviewers: Why spend so much time searching the ether for that specific lyrical metaphor to express that last performance when you can just liken it to a recent genre or performer only on acid
5- Producers? at a loss for insperation, why not take a notorious figure from the media and add songs, a sure fire 5 star rating awaits in The List
)- Having a leader called "bush" is asking for it, what were they thinking?
h-Never date a backpacker
D1- Polish gentlemen only have 3 hair styles to select from, the Grade 1, 2, or 3
Save money on human statues, time your viewing pleasure at the time they start packing up, plenty of movement and its all free.
7- Bongo's are very rarely a proper musical instrument
t- never date a backpacker
6- Please when walking between an afternoon performance of "101 shakesperian knob gags - the musical" and "bouncers: the opera" feel free to walk diagonally, pointing at beatiful edin-bou-rough and stopping to take off your plastic mac; people from edinburgh have the all of august off as paid holiday and use this time to mainly walk on the road
3=Why not endear yourself to the local residents. After nipping into the discount book shop on Princes Street to buy the novelty bonnet/ Ginger wig combo and posing in a line at the East end whilst each one of you takes a pic, why don't you take in the sights. The number 22 not only goes over Edinburgh's famous bus-guideway at Broomhouse but on the trip back you can view the architecture at Cables Wynds house, newly listed! Or be one of the First to take in the extravagant development at Granton Harbour,just a short walk after traveling on the number 14 to literary Muirhouse, and remember with that famous scots charm, locals will be only too happy to stop and take a picture for you
q- henna tattoo's are shit, doing hair wraps is not a trade nor a skill
$- Leaflet collecting can not be turned into a sport no matter how hard you try.
b-white man steal country, white man steal didgeridoo and play it like a cunt
*-At the last count there were 30 differant scoring methods for "twatting the leafleteer"
9- "And remember keep street theatre free by donating your paper money this way" No sir keep street theatre free by not mugging people for a fiver after watching you perform one juggling trick stood up and then taking 15 minutes to work your way onto doing the same trick again, only this time on a stick, you pseudo- freakish, shit tatooed, partialy trained monkeycunt
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Friday, July 21, 2006
this is ace part 4 again
but its just so fucking funny:
http://juchegirl.blogspot.com/
heres a sample:
Bush oppress the poor downtrodden people of the world for his own sick twisting pleasure. My brother who is very smart show me picture of Bush who pick up handicap people in wheelchair and toss them on the ground for laughing like maniac with the vampire Cheney.
Dear Leader never do that. Dear Leader make the handicap walk and the blind see. Dear Leader is always full of loving care for the people.
Once Dear Leader went for giving guidance to handicap hospital with one room full of people who had lost an arm or leg in accidents of construction sites building the great powerfull prosperous country. Dear Leader distributed arms and legs to who needed arms and legs and when Dear Leader had finished distributing arms and legs all the people who had missing arms and legs did not miss one arm or leg no longer! Bush can't do that but Dear Leader can.
Blogs cant get much better than this
http://juchegirl.blogspot.com/
heres a sample:
Bush oppress the poor downtrodden people of the world for his own sick twisting pleasure. My brother who is very smart show me picture of Bush who pick up handicap people in wheelchair and toss them on the ground for laughing like maniac with the vampire Cheney.
Dear Leader never do that. Dear Leader make the handicap walk and the blind see. Dear Leader is always full of loving care for the people.
Once Dear Leader went for giving guidance to handicap hospital with one room full of people who had lost an arm or leg in accidents of construction sites building the great powerfull prosperous country. Dear Leader distributed arms and legs to who needed arms and legs and when Dear Leader had finished distributing arms and legs all the people who had missing arms and legs did not miss one arm or leg no longer! Bush can't do that but Dear Leader can.
Blogs cant get much better than this
rats tres
Its a sorry time at "Ma Maison du Fieldhouse" (im going to have that engraved on a plaque and stick it to my door)
Katie Jane turned out to be the runt of the litter and never grew, she passed away a couple of weeks ago.
And to make matters worse Ms Tink has an in operal tumor and has propably a week at best
Norman however still the same fat lazy bastard who has stopped trying to eat Ferret, and Ferret is starting to ratty wrestle with me, which is one of the funniest things ive seen in a few weeks (i have however had a shit few weeks)
Katie Jane turned out to be the runt of the litter and never grew, she passed away a couple of weeks ago.
And to make matters worse Ms Tink has an in operal tumor and has propably a week at best
Norman however still the same fat lazy bastard who has stopped trying to eat Ferret, and Ferret is starting to ratty wrestle with me, which is one of the funniest things ive seen in a few weeks (i have however had a shit few weeks)
Its fucking FOOTBALL not soccer...
The world cup eh? (baseball fans note the correct use of the term "world" here)
I must have a testosterom issue, every 4 years i seem unable to have a conversation with any male with out seeming retar... eer "special".
Sample conversation:
me "what team are Austria playing in?"
Pub dude (think it were brian); "Yellow, and its not Austria its Australia, Austria didnt qualify"
It was interesting some of the media stuff that was going on tho
For people unaware Most scottish fans support 2 teams Scotland and anyone who plays England, its been like this for decades, although this year the media seemed to get mortally offended my any one in the public eye who voices this opinion. The first minister indicated that he would be supporting Englands opersition, it was like he had taken a couple of Isrealy soldiers captive, Andy Murray made similar comments and was met with hate comments on his web site about the Dunblane school massacre (he was at that school the time of the shootings).
On the other side a father and his young son were hospitalised in Edinburgh for wereing English football tops, this was just one of many such incidents.
As an English (northern England that is) bloke who doesnt much care for football who lives in Scotland i really really could not give a fuck what team people support, what does get me is people in the media telling people who they should support. I do think that actively wanting a team to do bad is a fairly childish tho.
On a plus point tho the amount of George Cross flags sold recently should help out the Korean/ Chinese economy no end
I must have a testosterom issue, every 4 years i seem unable to have a conversation with any male with out seeming retar... eer "special".
Sample conversation:
me "what team are Austria playing in?"
Pub dude (think it were brian); "Yellow, and its not Austria its Australia, Austria didnt qualify"
It was interesting some of the media stuff that was going on tho
For people unaware Most scottish fans support 2 teams Scotland and anyone who plays England, its been like this for decades, although this year the media seemed to get mortally offended my any one in the public eye who voices this opinion. The first minister indicated that he would be supporting Englands opersition, it was like he had taken a couple of Isrealy soldiers captive, Andy Murray made similar comments and was met with hate comments on his web site about the Dunblane school massacre (he was at that school the time of the shootings).
On the other side a father and his young son were hospitalised in Edinburgh for wereing English football tops, this was just one of many such incidents.
As an English (northern England that is) bloke who doesnt much care for football who lives in Scotland i really really could not give a fuck what team people support, what does get me is people in the media telling people who they should support. I do think that actively wanting a team to do bad is a fairly childish tho.
On a plus point tho the amount of George Cross flags sold recently should help out the Korean/ Chinese economy no end
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