time to get xenophobic on your arse:
musings on the festival
1- The amount of talent posessed by fringe drama performers is in inverse proportion to the size of their trust funds.
B- Tourist are gasseus, they can and will expand to fill all the available space, especially noticable around street corners, level crossings, shop door ways and pavements.
d- Mullets have never gone out of fashion in spain
e- Save money on human statues, time your viewing pleasure at the time they start packing up.
7- Bongo are very rarely a proper musical instrument
6- Please when walking between an afternoon performance of "101 shakesperian knob gags - the mime show" and "bouncers" feel free to walk diagonally, pointing at beatiful edin-bou-rough and stopping to losing your plastic mack; people from edinburgh have the all of august as a holiday and cellebrate by walking in the road dondging LRT bus drivers
x- Leaflet collecting can not be turn into a sport no matter how hard you try.
And remember to keep street performance free make sure and pay the dude a fiver a 20 minute show where they sit on a high bike and juggle
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