7 Things I Want To Do Before I Die:

1. Live
2. Emegrate the UK
3. Write, direct and film a short movie using just a mobile phone
4. Finish the Pramface demo and then appear on the cover of hello promoting rehab
5. Organise a street party to celebrate the death of Maggie Thatcher (surely not long now, surely)
5. go 24 hours without a wee drink
6. Get a career which fullfills my dreams, not me working with others to fullfill theirs.
7. Love and be loved
7. Be in a zomby movie and invent a new genre: Zombie Porn

7 Things I Cannot Do:
1. Talk dirty; bed; over the phone; any where, im sorta like David Blunkett in that comedy on Channel 4 were he's asked to speak dirty to the rich american he’s about to knob and he replies “errr, nipples, errr, bra”
2. sort it out
3. Piss next to others in pub toilets
4. Skateboard, juggle or ski or snow boren or anything that envolves the word "knarly", i can however diablo pretty well, yey!
5. Get pissed and not mime fisting someone
6. wet one hand and leave the other dry
7. Understand what people see in Shakespear

7 Things That Attract Me to the Opposite Sex:
1. being with them
2. honesty and fine sex
3. Bums
5. dreaming together
6. Talking bollocks and thinking its ace
7. Motivation and vision
8. just being
5. Saying nowt and thinking its ace

7 Things I Say Most Often:
1. Fuck
3. fannybaws
4. Bastard young people
5. Ay up
6. I’m a minger
C. Hi noa nathin
!. Titwank: soapytitwank: cunting titwank: titwanking titwank: Tit Wank
#. Haway mun
p. ..., like...,

Celebrity Crushes:
1. Katie Jane Garside (hubba hubba)
2. The 2 in Sugababes that dont look like men in drag
3. That french oota Amilie
4. Yoda
5. Nemi
6. Gigi Edgley (Chiana in Farscape)
7. Christina Agulara in leather spats and boxing gloves
8. Dwarves
9. Tori Amos