time warp

So far this year ive seen the fall, the wedding present and im off to the pixies on sunday, it would appear i have become trapped in 1991

jesus jones anyone??

however i did see the UK premier of Land of the dead and manage to ask Mr Romero a couple of questions in a Q&A, Awwoooo!

Rules for the festival

time to get xenophobic on your arse:

musings on the festival

1- The amount of talent posessed by fringe drama performers is in inverse proportion to the size of their trust funds.

B- Tourist are gasseus, they can and will expand to fill all the available space, especially noticable around street corners, level crossings, shop door ways and pavements.

d- Mullets have never gone out of fashion in spain

e- Save money on human statues, time your viewing pleasure at the time they start packing up.

7- Bongo are very rarely a proper musical instrument

6- Please when walking between an afternoon performance of "101 shakesperian knob gags - the mime show" and "bouncers" feel free to walk diagonally, pointing at beatiful edin-bou-rough and stopping to losing your plastic mack; people from edinburgh have the all of august as a holiday and cellebrate by walking in the road dondging LRT bus drivers

x- Leaflet collecting can not be turn into a sport no matter how hard you try.


And remember to keep street performance free make sure and pay the dude a fiver a 20 minute show where they sit on a high bike and juggle

returning

hello all

after some rather confusing issues with me last blog i have sorted new one owt, it here and this is it

you can all sleep assured now

laters

mf