Holiday time

i is going to see my good friend Chris's (he's a jewish-yank really but doesnt like to talk about it) band play in leeds, so i get to spend the whole weekend in bradford, yorkshire.

interesting things you should know about bradford:

1. Relief of Mafeking (1900)
2. Marmite (1902)
3. Race Riots
4. My mate chris driving home, goes past burning car showroom: his car then breaks down and him and a couple of medicated dudes need to push car through riot.
5. You can get a curry for under £3, normally in the converted room of a terrace house. Menu on blackboard on wall, normally containing non- specific meat
6. The answer to the eternal question "Who ate all the pies?" can generaly be answered with "Most of the women over the age of 17 in bradford"
7. It has the 1 in 12 club
8. I were a member of 1 in 12 when i was 15: i had "mouse" on my card
9. It's where that prossie drama that was on tv a couple of years ago were set
10. Its was the home of truck driver and mis-user of the chisel peter sutcliffe

you also cant get thrown out of "rocking" rio's for sticking yer arse out of your pants and slapping it in time with the hard rock music, i have tried

it takes a nation of millions to hold us back

started working here

its really quite cool

in fact, being a sinic i would like to add a few negatives, but i cant (well nae yet), it really is ace

for the first time in years i can be in a place that doesnt alienate me and meet people that i have things to talk about with

thank fuck

bin a long time bin such a lonley lonley time

things i have done since me last blog (well apart from the very last one)

1: pramface demo
2: the kilt walk. Yup this is who i work for, yes this is the campest thing since elton john and a load of pink tents went through a window, and wel i was hoping to come up with a no, but if youve clicked on the links...
3: Noised my very telented mate up so he can be in the band he should be in
4: found that finding mirrors around the place could be connected to my numb nose
5: had threatening calls
6: learnt how to finger pick (the guitar that is ms z)
7: named a pramface tune after a threatening call
8: Spent far too much time on myspace
10: found oot how to change the background on stuff
11: tryed to upload tune onto myspace an unexpected error sic occured, yet when i tried to upload the tune again apparently i couldnt because it was processing the tune that i hadnt uploaded
12: overused the radial blur filter on photoshop

Tunes!

Johns bands demo here.

Pramface demo here.

Id recomend johns