Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
People i'd have in a fight
1. Gandhi
2. 50 Cent
3. Tony Blair (not Bush; 'tards fight hard)
4. Céline Dion
5. Tyler Durden
6. Travis and Coldplay at the same time
8. Mother Terassa
9 Bod
10. Gary
2. 50 Cent
3. Tony Blair (not Bush; 'tards fight hard)
4. Céline Dion
5. Tyler Durden
6. Travis and Coldplay at the same time
8. Mother Terassa
9 Bod
10. Gary
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
New words of the week
1. Chlordiazepoxide
2. Librium
3. St John Wort
4. Milk Thistle
5. valerian
hmm, the calm
2. Librium
3. St John Wort
4. Milk Thistle
5. valerian
hmm, the calm
Friday, November 18, 2005
Gary's Blog
My good friend, fellow pramfacer and work collegue has started a blog, not sure how seriously he's taking it, but its linked to on the right
7 Things I Want To Do Before I Die:
1. Live
2. Emegrate the UK
3. Write, direct and film a short movie using just a mobile phone
4. Finish the Pramface demo and then appear on the cover of hello promoting rehab
5. Organise a street party to celebrate the death of Maggie Thatcher (surely not long now, surely)
5. go 24 hours without a wee drink
6. Get a career which fullfills my dreams, not me working with others to fullfill theirs.
7. Love and be loved
7. Be in a zomby movie and invent a new genre: Zombie Porn
7 Things I Cannot Do:
1. Talk dirty; bed; over the phone; any where, im sorta like David Blunkett in that comedy on Channel 4 were he's asked to speak dirty to the rich american he’s about to knob and he replies “errr, nipples, errr, bra”
2. sort it out
3. Piss next to others in pub toilets
4. Skateboard, juggle or ski or snow boren or anything that envolves the word "knarly", i can however diablo pretty well, yey!
5. Get pissed and not mime fisting someone
6. wet one hand and leave the other dry
7. Understand what people see in Shakespear
7 Things That Attract Me to the Opposite Sex:
1. being with them
2. honesty and fine sex
3. Bums
5. dreaming together
6. Talking bollocks and thinking its ace
7. Motivation and vision
8. just being
5. Saying nowt and thinking its ace
7 Things I Say Most Often:
1. Fuck
3. fannybaws
4. Bastard young people
5. Ay up
6. I’m a minger
C. Hi noa nathin
!. Titwank: soapytitwank: cunting titwank: titwanking titwank: Tit Wank
#. Haway mun
p. ..., like...,
Celebrity Crushes:
1. Katie Jane Garside (hubba hubba)
2. The 2 in Sugababes that dont look like men in drag
3. That french oota Amilie
4. Yoda
5. Nemi
6. Gigi Edgley (Chiana in Farscape)
7. Christina Agulara in leather spats and boxing gloves
8. Dwarves
9. Tori Amos
1. Live
2. Emegrate the UK
3. Write, direct and film a short movie using just a mobile phone
4. Finish the Pramface demo and then appear on the cover of hello promoting rehab
5. Organise a street party to celebrate the death of Maggie Thatcher (surely not long now, surely)
5. go 24 hours without a wee drink
6. Get a career which fullfills my dreams, not me working with others to fullfill theirs.
7. Love and be loved
7. Be in a zomby movie and invent a new genre: Zombie Porn
7 Things I Cannot Do:
1. Talk dirty; bed; over the phone; any where, im sorta like David Blunkett in that comedy on Channel 4 were he's asked to speak dirty to the rich american he’s about to knob and he replies “errr, nipples, errr, bra”
2. sort it out
3. Piss next to others in pub toilets
4. Skateboard, juggle or ski or snow boren or anything that envolves the word "knarly", i can however diablo pretty well, yey!
5. Get pissed and not mime fisting someone
6. wet one hand and leave the other dry
7. Understand what people see in Shakespear
7 Things That Attract Me to the Opposite Sex:
1. being with them
2. honesty and fine sex
3. Bums
5. dreaming together
6. Talking bollocks and thinking its ace
7. Motivation and vision
8. just being
5. Saying nowt and thinking its ace
7 Things I Say Most Often:
1. Fuck
3. fannybaws
4. Bastard young people
5. Ay up
6. I’m a minger
C. Hi noa nathin
!. Titwank: soapytitwank: cunting titwank: titwanking titwank: Tit Wank
#. Haway mun
p. ..., like...,
Celebrity Crushes:
1. Katie Jane Garside (hubba hubba)
2. The 2 in Sugababes that dont look like men in drag
3. That french oota Amilie
4. Yoda
5. Nemi
6. Gigi Edgley (Chiana in Farscape)
7. Christina Agulara in leather spats and boxing gloves
8. Dwarves
9. Tori Amos
Thursday, November 17, 2005
LRT
Were you bullied at school, find no sense of authority
did you look a bit funny
were you too stupid to join the police, too fat to join the forces
Ladies! Do you look like a stereotypical Dyke
Got a couple of anchor tattoos and a low parting boys?
If you've got no way with people whats so ever
Hate cyclists, motorist and users of public transport
And would really rather be driving a big shiney tank somewhere
We've the job for you
LRT bus:
did you look a bit funny
were you too stupid to join the police, too fat to join the forces
Ladies! Do you look like a stereotypical Dyke
Got a couple of anchor tattoos and a low parting boys?
If you've got no way with people whats so ever
Hate cyclists, motorist and users of public transport
And would really rather be driving a big shiney tank somewhere
We've the job for you
LRT bus:
Things never to say yes to, whilst in a pub drinking booze
number4
yes i'll take that rat, do not ask any body else, i am your man, give it to me
a rat:
yes i'll take that rat, do not ask any body else, i am your man, give it to me
a rat:
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