censorship

first 5 searches on fannies in google.co.uk:

1. www.bgafd.co.uk/films/details.php/id/f1212
2. www.commondreams.org/headlines04/0607-04.htm
3. www.fanniesonthebeach.com

Now on google.com

1. www.bgafd.co.uk/films/details.php/id/f1212
2. www.fanniesonthebeach.com
3. www.workingforchange.com/article.cfm?ItemID=16505

and now on google china...

1. www.webshots.com/g/55/263-sh/43922.html
2. www.bgafd.co.uk/films/details.php/id/f1212
3. www.commondreams.org/headlines04/0607-04.htm

need i say more, damn those reds

damn them

the sory so far

im right impressed by the amount added to this so far, please continue, heres what we got so far

I remember the other day as we spoke how our hearts get broken

too many feelings, words left unspoken;

everytime we talk, playing again and again the memory of the day you left and got back and left;
the tinny sound of that cheap japanese tape recorder that was your (16 year old) world

whirled back and then left

its never the same taping it off the radio

its never gonna be the same

how can i begin, to unravel the past?

passing fast for-ever looping the games exchanging differant places; faces of a familier cast

an understudy hatching wicked plans from the wings


remember add lines in comments, the comments on this post that is; gary... (lets see if we can get to line 16)

poetry

remember kids every time you vist this blog and dont contribute to this the lord our god kills another kitten

try explaining the idea of motion blur to a rat

Tink (left) Norman (right); Francis Bacon stylee

Arctic Monkeys

Take a singer with a northern (english) accent with lyrics about girlfiends mixed with spikey jangley guitars and add to classic 3 minute pops songs;

yes that right, The Wedding Present reformed last year

Arctic Monkeys aren't half bad either are they

**it has since been pointed out to me that imagining the Arctic Monkeys singing in a George Formby stylee is quite funny

lets try it now;

And I've seen him with girls of the night
And he told Roxanne to put on her red light
They're all infected but he'll be alright
Cause he's a scumbag, don't you know I said he's a scumbag, don't you know!**


they are really quite ace

Belle and Sabastian

why?

you had one good song ages ago and you didnt even sing most of it

please stop

please

and trying to rhyming poet with throat is not clever; its shite

my right ear;

Lets write poetry:

ok then the idea here is that we all communally write a poem, ive started of with the line below and any one wishing to add lines should continue in the comments, hopefully in a few we will all have made some culture and ill post the finished version later; here goes:

(semicolon use is optional;)


I remember the other day as we spoke how our hearts get broken

songs that i should really write lyrics for (this'll be the 6th, no make that 8, no 9 times i posted this, no offence meant)

loving dey fat girls (hay, dey come much more) :-A calypso ballad
Carried away
O.L.D.N.C
You're a sturdy girl now (but soon you'll be fat) : done in a bellend sabastian style
Spare change, me? no sir (cause all my money's for spending): Blues style
You're not that hairy (for a Jewish Lady)
Loving the way, yeah (you fist me baby): - R n B
Smacks IV poofs (da RE: :AL men E8 M0rpH1ne)
2 days away and no cummy cummy? (i return you on the warren-tary)

norman

tink

@Ive got a camera!

yey, heres a picture of my desk at work:


christ this is starting to look like one of them homepages from '99; heres me, my wife, my pets and my right ear

coming

Hancock

Anthony John Hancock

1924 - 25 June 1968

click ont links above, he's on tuesdays bbc7 listen again (available for a week at a time per episode)

ID cards

nae chance!

Rats - a point of order

no they dont smell, they are very clean animals, the reason they live in dirt in the wild is because of all the shit we humans produce

yes they spread the plague, many many years ago, we curreently spread hiv, Hep-A, B and C, herpes and pretty soon maybe bird flu

i dont care the tail freaks you out, not only is it a particularly clever bit of kit but more importantly take alook down yer pants; not that pretty, either, is it?

You should be able to tell the differance between male and female rats; one should not get a male rat friend for his, or hers, lone male rat and then find them engaged in adult rat type activity and then find that it is pretty aparent when a rat is male due to the large set a baws he has and then have to pay 75 notes to have said baws sliced

more band names

plinth
malleable
euphonium
rehab cat-twats

band names

what gary and john didnt want to use

Futton Envy
Praxis
(the) Fat Dyke
Ned
Chavling
Jesus Juice
Kangeroo Erections

only wankers write poetry

So heres some poetry what i wrote;

she sits in the room and drinks wine on his own he remembers the memories that were never her own the voice of her friends and the touch of a love a known temptress the long night caresses her loneliness with another slow drink in the future the present and past chances forsaken her senses shaken and twisted long passion for what she has not wanted but needed and treated like that which has no meaning and seeming to last forever or never it is one and the same choices forever with herself left to blame anything and nothing for its all just the same she thinks of the end and the beginning to question not of what is what should be but what could be no-more till the end

'97

Pissant

I were going to post this the other night but i thought id sleep on it, and no it still fucking really piss's me of

what another thing that piss's you off mark, well yes another...

the I love 1980's/90'sn shows a few years a go were quite enjoyable but they seem to have started a trend in setimentalising, no.. in fact sanatising and packaging as product child hood memories of those of us in our 20's/30's, stand up comics referancing spangles and space invaders (the crisps, cost 5p a packet, like eating a packet of cup a soup with out the water added)

but the worst offender ive come across (apart from the new starwars which if it wasnt for web sites complaining about it the WWW would be half the size) is that fucking pissant shite of a damp fart of a song; The JCP song, and not so much that but the fucking video sinically referance various tv shows and toys from the 80's (in this case transformers, optamus prime to be precise and nightrider), with the hope that some of is get a warm fuzzy feeling about time now past and we wish revisit those more innocent times. No im not going to buy your song, no the 80's were not good apart from some of the music which was mostly depressing, remembering toffo's does not make comedy and Jimi Saville has always been a cunt.

Another thing about the fucking pissant JCB song is; in the times of ASBO's and Gary Glitter is it good that a song that condones missing school to go and "sit on your fathers lunchbox" reachs number one in our charts?