songs that i should really write lyrics for (this'll be the 6th, no make that 8, no 9 times i posted this, no offence meant)

loving dey fat girls (hay, dey come much more) :-A calypso ballad
Carried away
O.L.D.N.C
You're a sturdy girl now (but soon you'll be fat) : done in a bellend sabastian style
Spare change, me? no sir (cause all my money's for spending): Blues style
You're not that hairy (for a Jewish Lady)
Loving the way, yeah (you fist me baby): - R n B
Smacks IV poofs (da RE: :AL men E8 M0rpH1ne)
2 days away and no cummy cummy? (i return you on the warren-tary)