Monday, September 11, 2006

point


so my switch card declined to buy a round int pub, having ordered said round i went to the bank to sort out my financial issues (thats bank meaning bank and not parent meaning well,...) and on my return i find this engraved on my point

point = me doing my iyerish accent

Thursday, September 07, 2006

"...and now a naked midget sat on a pole..."

funny

think chris morris might have something to do with this

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

who best: tom waits or the pixies

'off white' rymes with 'shite '

'magnolia@ is hard to ryme with but with effort im sure you could make it work with 'cunt'

double glazing"s right pricey and you cant get cavertywall insulation in a top floor flat (as me dad explained using very simple physics)

so thank a god for the very telented young asian children who make the shiney, shiney cheap things that i can buy from ikea and furnish my bathroom with