went to amsterdam
heres some pics
oh hang on camera ran out of power one the first day
could i recomend rookies fer drinking and "the grey area" fer cup winners
oh and never get a peddlelow after eating a browny (damn that dutch chocolate) it scared me
but i would recomend the rijks museam (that propaply due alot more concernants that normal) even tho half of its closed at the moment it did make me recognise how tops rambrant is
more in a bit
toodles
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
im not xenophobic, its just theyre all twats
RepoSTed_/)(\_aNd RE:miXED 4 20oO n $!X
Rules for the Edinburgh festival
1- The amount of talent posessed by fringe performers is in inverse proportion to the size of their trust funds.
B- Tourist are gasseus, they can and will expand to fill all the available space, especially noticable around street corners, level crossings, shop door ways , pavements and swarming around in front of the bar in pubs.
d- Mullets have never gone out of fashion in spain
t Reviewers: Why spend so much time searching the ether for that specific lyrical metaphor to express that last performance when you can just liken it to a recent genre or performer only on acid
5- Producers? at a loss for insperation, why not take a notorious figure from the media and add songs, a sure fire 5 star rating awaits in The List
)- Having a leader called "bush" is asking for it, what were they thinking?
h-Never date a backpacker
D1- Polish gentlemen only have 3 hair styles to select from, the Grade 1, 2, or 3
Save money on human statues, time your viewing pleasure at the time they start packing up, plenty of movement and its all free.
7- Bongo's are very rarely a proper musical instrument
t- never date a backpacker
6- Please when walking between an afternoon performance of "101 shakesperian knob gags - the musical" and "bouncers: the opera" feel free to walk diagonally, pointing at beatiful edin-bou-rough and stopping to take off your plastic mac; people from edinburgh have the all of august off as paid holiday and use this time to mainly walk on the road
3=Why not endear yourself to the local residents. After nipping into the discount book shop on Princes Street to buy the novelty bonnet/ Ginger wig combo and posing in a line at the East end whilst each one of you takes a pic, why don't you take in the sights. The number 22 not only goes over Edinburgh's famous bus-guideway at Broomhouse but on the trip back you can view the architecture at Cables Wynds house, newly listed! Or be one of the First to take in the extravagant development at Granton Harbour,just a short walk after traveling on the number 14 to literary Muirhouse, and remember with that famous scots charm, locals will be only too happy to stop and take a picture for you
q- henna tattoo's are shit, doing hair wraps is not a trade nor a skill
$- Leaflet collecting can not be turned into a sport no matter how hard you try.
b-white man steal country, white man steal didgeridoo and play it like a cunt
*-At the last count there were 30 differant scoring methods for "twatting the leafleteer"
9- "And remember keep street theatre free by donating your paper money this way" No sir keep street theatre free by not mugging people for a fiver after watching you perform one juggling trick stood up and then taking 15 minutes to work your way onto doing the same trick again, only this time on a stick, you pseudo- freakish, shit tatooed, partialy trained monkeycunt
Rules for the Edinburgh festival
1- The amount of talent posessed by fringe performers is in inverse proportion to the size of their trust funds.
B- Tourist are gasseus, they can and will expand to fill all the available space, especially noticable around street corners, level crossings, shop door ways , pavements and swarming around in front of the bar in pubs.
d- Mullets have never gone out of fashion in spain
t Reviewers: Why spend so much time searching the ether for that specific lyrical metaphor to express that last performance when you can just liken it to a recent genre or performer only on acid
5- Producers? at a loss for insperation, why not take a notorious figure from the media and add songs, a sure fire 5 star rating awaits in The List
)- Having a leader called "bush" is asking for it, what were they thinking?
h-Never date a backpacker
D1- Polish gentlemen only have 3 hair styles to select from, the Grade 1, 2, or 3
Save money on human statues, time your viewing pleasure at the time they start packing up, plenty of movement and its all free.
7- Bongo's are very rarely a proper musical instrument
t- never date a backpacker
6- Please when walking between an afternoon performance of "101 shakesperian knob gags - the musical" and "bouncers: the opera" feel free to walk diagonally, pointing at beatiful edin-bou-rough and stopping to take off your plastic mac; people from edinburgh have the all of august off as paid holiday and use this time to mainly walk on the road
3=Why not endear yourself to the local residents. After nipping into the discount book shop on Princes Street to buy the novelty bonnet/ Ginger wig combo and posing in a line at the East end whilst each one of you takes a pic, why don't you take in the sights. The number 22 not only goes over Edinburgh's famous bus-guideway at Broomhouse but on the trip back you can view the architecture at Cables Wynds house, newly listed! Or be one of the First to take in the extravagant development at Granton Harbour,just a short walk after traveling on the number 14 to literary Muirhouse, and remember with that famous scots charm, locals will be only too happy to stop and take a picture for you
q- henna tattoo's are shit, doing hair wraps is not a trade nor a skill
$- Leaflet collecting can not be turned into a sport no matter how hard you try.
b-white man steal country, white man steal didgeridoo and play it like a cunt
*-At the last count there were 30 differant scoring methods for "twatting the leafleteer"
9- "And remember keep street theatre free by donating your paper money this way" No sir keep street theatre free by not mugging people for a fiver after watching you perform one juggling trick stood up and then taking 15 minutes to work your way onto doing the same trick again, only this time on a stick, you pseudo- freakish, shit tatooed, partialy trained monkeycunt
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