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Purile

Its the seasion of one time terrorist (or is that freedom fighter), father of few and anoiter of many a man; Jesus's special day, soon (altho he were probably born around march/april) its seems only fair that we celebrate this occassion (although hating myself and thinking about the life i could have had normally does the trick) by doing sumit, with this in mind i bring all 2 of you that read this shite when you have nowt better to do:


The Xmas jesus caption competition, rules are as follows:

Rule 1: You do not talk about the Xmas Jesus caption competition
Rule 2: You do not TALK about the Xmas Jesus caption competition
Rule 3: And if its your first time in the Jesus Xmas caption competition, YOU have to take part
Rule 4: i will post 3 images which the reader should place amusing, incitefull and satirical captions to
Rule 4: If the reader can not think of any amusing, incitefull nor satirical captions then 10 points are added fer a good knob gag.
Rule 5: You dont tell the guy that drew them in the first place im doing this and i get sued under clause24.8, subclause 6 of the copyright infringement regulations 1948, act.


Subclause
In the event that subclause 6 of the copyright infrigment act 1948 is enforced i will seek full defence under Gods forgiveness act
7, BC304, and site the test case of 1989 (Mssr W (Bill) M Hicks esq versus Jahova).

Nearing the end of the 18th hole, 4 over par, even Jesus hacking his own legs off then floating, could not distract Norm

my work computer wall paper done by me, all by me and not by anyone else, am i not clever

Norm got increasingly frustrated by trickster jesus's vanishing ball trick

Jesus's talk of his manhood fell on deaf ears at the weekly multiculteral leg amputee weightlifting club

Jesus would start doing the Conga at the most inapropiate times

"A kippers fanny? dont get it..."

".. and the gay in the middle said 'thats wierd, i had a dream i was ski-ing; like this"

He's a wonder

more brotherly antics.

with thanks to the highly creative writing staff at the northern echoe, their mothers can be proud.

He's got spirit

Again my brother comes up trumps.

Another list

7 tunes to be played at my funeral

John Coltrane "love supreme" (from the bass solo to after the sax kicks back in"
Pixies "Carabou"
The fall "know; look"
Half man half biscuit "reflections in a flat"
Village people "YMCA"

"What Dan Brown doesnt know is what i got up to with them twelve blokes, plenty of anointing if you know what i mean"

"..and I anointed the youth like: So..."

"Thought you were a jew?" "Thats nowt pal, some been calling me god incarnate as man"

"So i bent Mary over and did her like this, up the wrong 'un.. hey lads you watching...?"

bless

My brother, he makes a boy so, so proud

Very funny

just quick one, please click on "more god stuff" to the left eer i mean right hand side, it is very funny, particularly like the weightlifter

oh fuck

For the first time in over the decade the tories now seem to have a leader with carisma; they could be in an electable position come the next election. Or we continue to have labour.

"would sir prefer the castration by warm spoon or the castration by chilled spoon?"

what with that and the media talk of the presidential syle of blair and cameron im starting to empathise with the US electorate

See there's this country, its got weapons of mass destruction, it tortures people, pimping out its dirty work to smaller poorer place's like a cheap gangster, it has killed 1000 of its own people by execution, some if not many with recognised learning difficulties; 4th place in the top 10 countries that execute,... i could go on,... i will, it has recently been reported that sufferers of natural desasters have been shot whist scavenging for food, it has a hisory of election fraud, its goverment is full of religeous fundamentalist biggots, ...etc

lets invade!

any guess's?

be carefull tho, even the children are known to be armed and dangerous

**POINT OF ORDER**

It has come to my attention there has been some discussion recently, questioning my genitila;

In clarifacation i would like to say that my testes are in fact the normal size for a man of my age. Which is unfortunate as it makes my particularly small penis look quite out of proportion. However this is why god gave me hands that can form a fist, yey.

Fruity

After reading Ms Zs, eer I mean lexxy's blog, i feel the need to match that, something i little bit rude, something a little fruity, something with animal passion

here - contains nudity




































its work friendly obviously