Purile

Its the seasion of one time terrorist (or is that freedom fighter), father of few and anoiter of many a man; Jesus's special day, soon (altho he were probably born around march/april) its seems only fair that we celebrate this occassion (although hating myself and thinking about the life i could have had normally does the trick) by doing sumit, with this in mind i bring all 2 of you that read this shite when you have nowt better to do:


The Xmas jesus caption competition, rules are as follows:

Rule 1: You do not talk about the Xmas Jesus caption competition
Rule 2: You do not TALK about the Xmas Jesus caption competition
Rule 3: And if its your first time in the Jesus Xmas caption competition, YOU have to take part
Rule 4: i will post 3 images which the reader should place amusing, incitefull and satirical captions to
Rule 4: If the reader can not think of any amusing, incitefull nor satirical captions then 10 points are added fer a good knob gag.
Rule 5: You dont tell the guy that drew them in the first place im doing this and i get sued under clause24.8, subclause 6 of the copyright infringement regulations 1948, act.


Subclause
In the event that subclause 6 of the copyright infrigment act 1948 is enforced i will seek full defence under Gods forgiveness act
7, BC304, and site the test case of 1989 (Mssr W (Bill) M Hicks esq versus Jahova).