its not case of if its art or not but if its shit

i call this puppet chair

feb 96 i think

this is ace part 4 again

but its just so fucking funny:

http://juchegirl.blogspot.com/

heres a sample:

Bush oppress the poor downtrodden people of the world for his own sick twisting pleasure. My brother who is very smart show me picture of Bush who pick up handicap people in wheelchair and toss them on the ground for laughing like maniac with the vampire Cheney.

Dear Leader never do that. Dear Leader make the handicap walk and the blind see. Dear Leader is always full of loving care for the people.

Once Dear Leader went for giving guidance to handicap hospital with one room full of people who had lost an arm or leg in accidents of construction sites building the great powerfull prosperous country. Dear Leader distributed arms and legs to who needed arms and legs and when Dear Leader had finished distributing arms and legs all the people who had missing arms and legs did not miss one arm or leg no longer! Bush can't do that but Dear Leader can.

Blogs cant get much better than this

Telescopes

theyre touring! yey and lucky for any US readers out there theyre coming to America:

rats tres

Its a sorry time at "Ma Maison du Fieldhouse" (im going to have that engraved on a plaque and stick it to my door)

Katie Jane turned out to be the runt of the litter and never grew, she passed away a couple of weeks ago.

And to make matters worse Ms Tink has an in operal tumor and has propably a week at best

Norman however still the same fat lazy bastard who has stopped trying to eat Ferret, and Ferret is starting to ratty wrestle with me, which is one of the funniest things ive seen in a few weeks (i have however had a shit few weeks)

Its fucking FOOTBALL not soccer...

The world cup eh? (baseball fans note the correct use of the term "world" here)

I must have a testosterom issue, every 4 years i seem unable to have a conversation with any male with out seeming retar... eer "special".

Sample conversation:

me "what team are Austria playing in?"
Pub dude (think it were brian); "Yellow, and its not Austria its Australia, Austria didnt qualify"

It was interesting some of the media stuff that was going on tho

For people unaware Most scottish fans support 2 teams Scotland and anyone who plays England, its been like this for decades, although this year the media seemed to get mortally offended my any one in the public eye who voices this opinion. The first minister indicated that he would be supporting Englands opersition, it was like he had taken a couple of Isrealy soldiers captive, Andy Murray made similar comments and was met with hate comments on his web site about the Dunblane school massacre (he was at that school the time of the shootings).

On the other side a father and his young son were hospitalised in Edinburgh for wereing English football tops, this was just one of many such incidents.

As an English (northern England that is) bloke who doesnt much care for football who lives in Scotland i really really could not give a fuck what team people support, what does get me is people in the media telling people who they should support. I do think that actively wanting a team to do bad is a fairly childish tho.

On a plus point tho the amount of George Cross flags sold recently should help out the Korean/ Chinese economy no end

this is ace part 4

look what i found

"Bush steal wheel" my favourite so far

it made me laugh alot

love is

dictionary.com says:

1. A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness.
2. A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whom one is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance.
3. 1. Sexual passion.
   2. Sexual intercourse.
   3. A love affair.
4. An intense emotional attachment, as for a pet or treasured object.
5. A person who is the object of deep or intense affection or attraction; beloved. Often used as a term of endearment

agape:

1. Christianity Love as revealed in Jesus, seen as spiritual and selfless and a model for humanity.

2. Love that is spiritual, not sexual, in its nature.

3. Christianity In the early Christian Church, the love feast accompanied by Eucharistic celebration.

in chinese:

a poet wrote:

I met a lady in the meads,
...Full beautiful--a faery's child;
Her hair was long, her foot was light
...And her eyes were wild.
I made a garland for her head,
...And bracelets too, and fragrant zone;
She looked at me as she did love,
...And made sweet moan.

I set her on my pacing steed,
...And nothing else saw all day long,
For sidelong would she bend, and sing
...A faery's song.

She found me roots of relish sweet,
...And honey wild, and manna dew,
And sure in language strange she said--
..."I love thee true!"

(keats)


Why do you tell some one you love them?

because you need to hear the same thing back?

Because you want them to know?

Because you think you should?

Do you say it to make up for all the things you never did?

ladies and gentleman....

may i introduce to new additions to team fieldhouse



KatieJane II (back row)
Ferret (front)

now to persuade fat boy norm not to eat them

ohmeohmyohfuck

Mortgage:

• A temporary, conditional pledge of property to a creditor as security for performance of an obligation or repayment of a debt.
  
• Death Tax (from Old French : mort, dead (from Vulgar Latin *mortus, from Latin mortuus, past participle of mort, to die)

Life;

• The time for which something exists or functions: the useful life of a car.
• A spiritual state regarded as a transcending of corporeal death.
• An account of a person's life; a biography.
• Human existence, relationships, or activity in general: real life; everyday life.

dying:

• To cease living; become dead; expire.
• To cease existing, especially by degrees; fade: The sunlight died in the west.
• To experience an agony or suffering suggestive of that of death: nearly died of embarrassment.

Living:

• The condition or action of maintaining life: the high cost of living.
• A manner or style of life: preferred plain living.
• A means of maintaining life; livelihood: made their living by hunting.

No so Grim up north

Friends of the family

ben and micheal

chris and john

Its Grim up North #2: top name

Its Grim up North#1: down the road (bradford)

converted terrace curry house (bradford)

Megnetphone featuring sonic boom and king creasote

blinding

a toast

gary and sarah now have an additional Danny (just over 8lb), see garys blog in about 2 weeks fer pictures

this makes him no more or less of a bawbag

TOPS!

Holiday time

i is going to see my good friend Chris's (he's a jewish-yank really but doesnt like to talk about it) band play in leeds, so i get to spend the whole weekend in bradford, yorkshire.

interesting things you should know about bradford:

1. Relief of Mafeking (1900)
2. Marmite (1902)
3. Race Riots
4. My mate chris driving home, goes past burning car showroom: his car then breaks down and him and a couple of medicated dudes need to push car through riot.
5. You can get a curry for under £3, normally in the converted room of a terrace house. Menu on blackboard on wall, normally containing non- specific meat
6. The answer to the eternal question "Who ate all the pies?" can generaly be answered with "Most of the women over the age of 17 in bradford"
7. It has the 1 in 12 club
8. I were a member of 1 in 12 when i was 15: i had "mouse" on my card
9. It's where that prossie drama that was on tv a couple of years ago were set
10. Its was the home of truck driver and mis-user of the chisel peter sutcliffe

you also cant get thrown out of "rocking" rio's for sticking yer arse out of your pants and slapping it in time with the hard rock music, i have tried

it takes a nation of millions to hold us back

started working here

its really quite cool

in fact, being a sinic i would like to add a few negatives, but i cant (well nae yet), it really is ace

for the first time in years i can be in a place that doesnt alienate me and meet people that i have things to talk about with

thank fuck

bin a long time bin such a lonley lonley time

things i have done since me last blog (well apart from the very last one)

1: pramface demo
2: the kilt walk. Yup this is who i work for, yes this is the campest thing since elton john and a load of pink tents went through a window, and wel i was hoping to come up with a no, but if youve clicked on the links...
3: Noised my very telented mate up so he can be in the band he should be in
4: found that finding mirrors around the place could be connected to my numb nose
5: had threatening calls
6: learnt how to finger pick (the guitar that is ms z)
7: named a pramface tune after a threatening call
8: Spent far too much time on myspace
10: found oot how to change the background on stuff
11: tryed to upload tune onto myspace an unexpected error sic occured, yet when i tried to upload the tune again apparently i couldnt because it was processing the tune that i hadnt uploaded
12: overused the radial blur filter on photoshop

Tunes!

Johns bands demo here.

Pramface demo here.

Id recomend johns